What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese!
Why did the scarecrow enter the dad joke competition?
Because he heard the other contestants were just straw-ing for attention, and he knew he was outstanding in his field!
3 legged dog walks into a western saloon and sits at the bar…
Bartender asks him, “what can I do for you?”
Dog says “I’m looking for the man who shot my paw”…
Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? Because it said concentrate.
Why did the scarecrow win an award? *He was outstanding in his field.
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? *They don’t have the guts.
Want to hear a joke about construction? I’m still working on it. * Did you hear about a guy who stole a calendar? He got 12 months.
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What did one piece of bread say to the other before the race? “you’re toast!”
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Loool, I Like this one 
All decent, but the first one got me lol
Luigi asked Mario “Why is toad your best friend?”
Mario replies “ Because he’s a Fungi”
Why did the captain love his new boat?
Because he got it for SAIL!
What did the rabbit say to the lion at the roulette table?
- I’m glad you’re not a Cheetah!
Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
Because they don’t have the guts. 
Have you noticed that cows do not have feet?
-They lack-toes 
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.
She looked surprised.
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Why can’t a toe be 12 inches?
Because it would be a foot
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How did the picture end up in prison?
Because it got framed
What’s orange 
and sound like a carrot?
A parrot
What did Simba say to the slow bus driver?
MuFasa!
Thank you! Here All Night!
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta!