Happy Father's Day To All The Dad's On Bovada!

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Hi Ladies and gentlemen, welcome!

It’s time to celebrate all the fathers here on Bovada, and what better way to honor them than with some of the silliest, cleverest, most groan-worthy humor of all: dad jokes!

Dad’s are often the backbone of the family! the steady anchor holding everything together. They handle the heavy lifting, the financial responsibilities, the home maintenance, and still find a way to keep the family smiling. With all that on their shoulders, and more, it’s only right that we take a moment to celebrate them… and share a few laughs along the way!

:fire: Welcome to Bovada’s VERY FIRST Dad Joke Competition! :fire:

:moneybag: $60 in prizes are up for grabs!

  • :1st_place_medal: 1st Place: $30
  • :2nd_place_medal: 2nd Place: $20
  • :3rd_place_medal: 3rd Place: $10

:dart: How to Enter (The Rules Are Simple!):

  1. Drop your funniest, most clever dad joke in the comments below.
  2. You may submit as many dad jokes as you like—bring your best material!
  3. Please keep it clean: no profanity, no political content, and no jokes that are racial, offensive, or otherwise inappropriate.
  4. All entries must be submitted by 3:00 PM EDT on June 21st, 2026.
  5. The jokes with the most likes will take the top spots!
  6. In the event of a tie for 1st, 2nd, or 3rd place, tied entries will be entered into a random draw to determine the final winners.
  7. Try to be authentic! If your joke can be easily found with a simple Google search, it may be disqualified, and an alternate winner will be selected at the moderator’s discretion.
  8. All moderator decisions are final.
  9. May the best, or should I say, the worst joke wins! :grin:

If you’re interested in any Father’s themed games, feel free to check out:
The SlotFATHER Book Of Wins!

Or

The FurFATHER

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#2

Here are a few examples :joy:

  • What did Michael Jackson call his Denim Store? BILLIE JEANS

  • Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road? IT GOT STUCK IN A CRACK

  • I hurt my foot while driving the other day… I HAD TO CALL THE TOE COMPANY.

#3

What’s the opposite of Christopher Reeve??

Christopher Walken

Walken (hirs the mic… is this thing on?? )

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#7

Whats red and smells like blue paint?

Red paint

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#8

Three legged dog walks into a bar and says “I’m looking for the man who shot my Pa…w”

#9

Favorite joke in Indian villages especially southern part . In between friends when one of friend is asking something to other friend his famous reply to his friend

***Father not having anything to eat but son came and asked to buy a double cheese burger ****

I said this in a conversation way but if it
Comes to Indian village language so it’s big funny they are few other we will use there

#10

My kids asked me what I wanted for Father’s Day, and I said "peace and quiet. They said cool…and got me headphones! :sweat_smile::person_facepalming:

#11

What’s black and white and red (read) all over?
Answer: A Newspaper

Thanks dad heard this about 35 years ago lol!!!

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#12

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!

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#13

I just flew in from Paris and boy are my arms tired!

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, “Why the long face?”

That’s the best I’ve got. Good luck all!

#14

What do you call a deer with no eyes? I have no EYE deer :sneezing_face::joy::joy::tired_face:Get it ? Got it?? Lol

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#15

I used to have facial hair… but then it grew on me

#16

Do you know what the last thing the balloon said to his dad was? “Watch meeeee!!!” Pop! :balloon::boom: :sweat_smile:

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#17

How do trees use the internet?

They log in!

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#18

I once asked my dad what he wanted for Father’s Day? For me to “make like a tree and leave, for good.” He was kidding, of course. I think.

#19

Father? I hardly know her.

#20

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Classic lol

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Good one lol :joy:

#23

Classic dad joke :joy: Good one!

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