How did the picture end up in prison?
Because it got framed
What’s orange 
and sound like a carrot?
A parrot
What did Simba say to the slow bus driver?
MuFasa!
Thank you! Here All Night!
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta!
What’s blue and not very heavy?
Light blue.
my wife told me to let the feminine out of me sometimes, i said ok.
so i crash our car that day and get mad at her for no reason. lol
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Being a dad is exactly like quantum physics. I’m simultaneously exhausted and unstoppable, dead inside and the life of the party… until someone actually observes me relaxing, then the wave function collapses straight into ‘honey-do list’ mode.
Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.
How do you become a millionaire by gambling?
Start off as a billionaire
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Hi all,
The mods who are running the giveaway are currently not on shift. The announcement will be made once @Bukayo_Bovada returns on schedule.
Thank you for your patience.
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What happened to the winners of the Fathers Day contest about jokes 
?
Will that be anytime soon. So there’s no official winner yet. Right?
It should be in the following days. It seems that no winner has been announced yet.
Appreciate the response. Thanks 
.
You’re welcome!
I’d like to thank everyone for participating! These competitions wouldn’t be what they are without you lots.
The champion this time is 
@Rashell21, the runner-up is 
@CLew21, and @lgunnmusic takes third place 
with a close finish.
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